THIS IS FAKE! THIS IS A SCAM! DO NOT CLICK ANYTHING THAT IS IN THIS POST! I THOUGHT THE SPAM MESSAGES WERE DONE, BUT THEY’VE MOVED ON TO SPAM SUBMISSIONS. They stuck “staff” in front of my tumblr url and sent this to me.

Dearest ninjadeathstarboomerangbomb,

In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to (I deleted the link) Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams.

So, in a nutshell..
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Just be sure to fill out your email address and all accurate info, use confirmation link, and then use the PROMO CODE: TUMBLRCARES

Because we do care, just not about spammers.

Note: only the first 1,000 users may take part in this promotion, which is on a first come first serve basis.

Oh, and don’t be greedy. “Publish” and reblog away! Share the loot!</