This never happens, but whatever.
Please stop spreading this around.
The Skyrim joke as-was was funny. Please don’t ruin it by making it a non-funny, misogynistic joke of the “ball-and-chain sort” (you know, the euphemism for a woman holding back the husband from doing anything fun).
The marriage thing seems to be a bad joke that started on gamefaqs and got spread with no actual source.
At least it’s not an arrow to the balls.